spin while your agent lies about being almost done

slops

A fake-coin terminal slot machine for the command-tab generation: yell at an agent, smash SPACE, watch imaginary numbers do crimes.

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Smash space

Start with fake coins, chase a stupid peak, screenshot the run before it faceplants.

Fake coins only

No cash value, deposits, withdrawals, crypto, prizes, or pretend financial upside. Just terminal confetti and leaderboard shame.

Agent waiting room

For the dead air between planning edits, applying patches, tests passing, and one more small change.